May 30, 1981

There was a senior talent show at Bishop. Christian was on the program twice, first with a piano solo, then with a band. During his piano solo, people were really rude and Chnstian got totally pissed off. He was still mad when he came on stage to sing with his band. I don’t know what he told the priests, like, he was doing an anti-abortion song or what, but all of a sudden he busts out with the Sex Pistol’s “Bodies”!!! Christian is maniacally bouncing around and screaming, “Fuck this and fuck that! Fuck it all and fuck that fucking brat!!!” The nuns blanched and the priests were frozen with shock. Teachers were racing around, like, “How do we make this stop?’ I don’t know if he made it to the end of the song before he flipped off the audience and stomped off, but I know it was the greatest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.