A Field Study of the Bob Lee…

Bob Lees tend to have few distinguishing characteristics, though they are usually carefully groomed:

They do tend overwhelmingly to favor large, primarily rimless glasses

And they are generally a gregarious sort:

In spite of their cheerful, mild-mannered exteriors, they are a sporting bunch

Bob Lees favor extreme sports such as hunting, skydiving and marrying redheads

They appear to subsist primarily off of fish

This obsession with fish permeates all fields of endeavor

They posess artistic souls

And are often drawn to music

They also enjoy staring at strange machinery

There have been many Bob Lees throughout history

A further curiosity is that a Bob Lee is not always a human being. A Bob lee can be:

A Dog A Hat

Or even a Tree

A Bob Lee can be

A Boat An even bigger boat

Or an even bigger boat than that

A Bob Lee can be

A Train A Bridge Or even a city

At one time, Bob Lee’s was a bitchin-looking tiki place in Philly

In conclusion, there is much we know of the Bob lee,

but many of their ways remain mysterious and may never be fully understood…

According to GOOGLE, every single person, place and thing on this page is named Bob Lee

(With the exception of the Bob Lee Fan Club and those persons posing with a Bob Lee)

Really.