“Sexy” Metal Mud Flap Girl	Car with Lights on in the Daytime	Guy with a comb-over	Salad Bar	Person Wearing Socks with Thongs
Couple Kissing	“Good Sam Club” sticker	Blonde with Dark Roots	Car Accident	Sky Writing
Jesus Fish Decal	A Mohawk	Person wearing tie-dye	A sticker for any Sub Pop band	Old man wearing a Hawaiian shirt
At least 3 drunk frat boys	A Monkey	A Disgusting Club Toilet	Driver weaving	Cop pulling someone over
Person with a missing or gold tooth	Yellow umbrella	A Menu with a Map on it	Kids fighting	Person with sunburn

2

Person eating ice cream cone	Broken down VW	Logging truck	An I (HEART) bumper sticker	Person wearing Mickey Mouse shirt
A postcard with picture of food on it	Person on cell phone while driving	Car towing jet ski	Small child crying	A Gremlin or Pinto
Confederate flag	Advertisement for pecan logs	Bitchin’ Camaro	Factory Outlet mall	Boxcar Willie on cassette
Road Kill	Hitch-hiker	Guy smoking a cigar	A Horse	Someone singing along to the radio
Burned rubber mark on the side of the road	Someone Urinating in Public	Nice Mullet!	Restaurant sign shaped like food	Pickled Eggs

3

Postcard with a Mountain on it	“Soul Patch” Facial Hair	An entire Family of Redheads	Asshole sound engineer	A Strange Flavor of Potato Chips
Hipster College Chick with glasses	KISS T-shirt	Advertisement: “Free if you eat the whole thing!”	Horse trailer	Fidgety person who keeps going to the bathroom ...what on earth for?
Identical twins	A Disgusting Gas Station Toilet	Church with a giant cross or giant Jesus	Hippie van	Could be Elvis
T-shirt for any 80’s new wave band	A Norman Rockwell Painting	Truck Stop Comedy on cassette	Is that a boy or a girl?	Venue with more than one flight of stairs
Person with a rad foreign accent	Brahma Bull Sticker	Probably abducted the children in the back seat	Sunday Driver!	Someone in this band is being a total dick and needs to cut it the fuck out

4

A skull tattoo	A Red Barn	The Stones’ lip & tongue logo	A “Last Gas” sign	Bob’s Big Boy
Drunk person crying into a cell phone	Somebody passed out on the bar	Panties at the merch booth	A college radio DJ	The Singing Bass
Waffle House	Big Dog in a car	White guy with an afro or dredlocks	Condom Machine	Cows
Pet dressed in clothing	Someone puking	CBGB’s OMFUG T-shirt	Guy Drinking a Tropical Drink	Someone Changing a Tire
Doc Martins	A Hunter’s “Deer” Sticker	“Retired” Bumper Sticker	Person wearing a top hat	Someone Grabbing the Set List

5

A biker gang	A Fish Mounted on the Wall	A combination bar/ laundromat	A “Jumping Fish on the Line” sticker	Someone giving you the finger
An Honor Roll Child Bumper Sticker	Leopard Skin In any form	Guy with the arms cut off of his T-shirt	Car Towing Boat	A Goat
A waitress over 60 years old	Beer Nuts	Alligator Farm sign	A Girl Wearing a Black Bra Under a White Shirt	“World’s Biggest...” sign
Mardi Gras beads hanging from a rear-view mirror	Overloaded Pickup Truck	Diner with the Toaster on the Table	A Military Vehicle	A Pierced Eyebrow
Someone Yelling “Freebird”	Woodcarved or Chainsaw-Carved Items for Sale	A Train	An Apple Tree	Guy in A Trenchcoat

6

A Person with Blue Hair	Artwork Involving Big Rigs	A Surprisingly Small Bouncer	“Support Our Troops” Bumper Sticker	Man with a long beard
A Tollbooth	Someone with a bald Head	Old Lady Wearing a Hat	Car With One Headlight Out	Couple Having a Fight
Grateful Dead Sticker	Double baby carriage with two babies	Crop duster	Goth Chick with Vampire Makeup	Sawdust Floor
Antlers	Man with a Ponytail	Person with Pierced Nose	A Tractor	“Old School” Leather jacket
Ice Skating on TV	More Cowbell!	2 cars both broken down on the side of the road	A Krispy Kreme	A Suspension Bridge